The General Discussion Thread

i'll show him my wrasslin moves. steal him away from your sorry ass.

I'll sell you him for $10

maybe i could just rent him?

$100ph to rent

that's ****ing bullshit man

why you charge $10 to buy and $2400 a day to rent?

Because less ppl wanna buy

Gotta know your audience

i'll just buy him and return him when i grow bored.

No returns

good luck enforcing that policy

i'll just leave him at your front door and run off. now what?

There will be no return address

i'll just drive to the woods and set him free, then.

Purchase price just went up to 2.5k

blatant 'bait and switch' right there.

i will be notifying the better business bureau.

i am thoroughly unsatisfied with my human trafficking customer experience.

didn't want it to come to this...but i'm gonna need to speak to your manager

Yes hello