The General Discussion Thread

Started by ~Wålshy~22,321 pages

next week

Terry: Love is a wish you hide in your heart that no one else knows.

Terry: You're gonna knock over a bank with a Magic Marker? What are you gonna do, write on 'em?

was meant to watch the rest of bandits today/last night

wouldn't it be nice

Bank teller: Is this a joke?
Joe: No ma'am, this is a bank robbery.

Terry: I noticed you got a gold watch.
Joe: It's an 18 karat gold watch.
Terry: I don't give a shit how many karats it is.
Joe: 36 grand. It's no big deal.
Terry: Did you ever think about asking someone for the time? It's a lot cheaper.

its never just about the can opener

ill have my own sitcom some day

and musical

that was weird

i eat loads of crap this weekend

proud of myself

ill be a con artist some day

love her madly

my girl

tell me where did you sleep last night

😊

id be a bit disappointed if i don't get a walking stick when i hit 60