The General Discussion Thread

Originally posted by Moosey
Personally, I think it was the smelly ****ing dutch that got the thread closed.

****ing Herring lovers....

Originally posted by Slay
Dude, you should just shut the ****ing **** up, you ****ing ****er ***** whore ****er cuntfaced **********!!!

I'm sorry....did you just grunt something at me you useless ****sucking, ass bandit?

Hi Slay 😍

Originally posted by Moosey
Laziness.

grasping for straws is more like it

Originally posted by Moosey
I'm sorry....did you just grunt something at me you useless ****sucking, ass bandit?

Originally posted by Moosey
Hi Slay 😍

Originally posted by Slay
Hey babe.

So what's new in your amazing world of debauchery and unbridled sex orgies?

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
*grabs Solsy and throws him into the ocean*

You completely forgot I have control over the elements

*Runs on water and causes a tidal wave*

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
You completely forgot I have control over the elements

*Runs on water and causes a tidal wave*

Pfft...you don't even have control over your bladder. 🙄

Originally posted by Moosey
So what's new in your amazing world of debauchery and unbridled sex orgies?

You might have seen me as one of my many alter ego's like Manolito Packáge, Herbert von Largedickenstein or Mauro Ortiz Peñiz.

You?

Originally posted by Slay
I've decided to make a living out of it and become a pornstar!

You might have seen me as one of my many alter ego's like Manolito Packáge, Herbert von Largedickenstein or Mauro Ortiz Peñiz.

Hmm....I've heard of the 2nd one.

Weren't you in 'Balls of Fury part 6' and 'Bangin da hoes' under that name?

Originally posted by Moosey
Hmm....I've heard of the 2nd one.

Weren't you in 'Balls of Fury part 6' and 'Bangin da hoes' under that name?

Originally posted by Moosey
Pfft...you don't even have control over your bladder. 🙄

I do have major blader issues.

Originally posted by Slay
True. Castle of C*nt as well.

Right right. I really liked your work in that one. I really felt like you were in touch with your character's inner demons.

You know, when you were ****ing and stuff.

Originally posted by Moosey
Right right. I really liked your work in that one. I really felt like you were in touch with your character's inner demons.

You know, when you were ****ing and stuff.

Then, I did pretty much the same thing in front of a camera.

Was hard for me, physically as well as mentally, but you know me, I just get stuck in and give it my all when I have a part like that.

Originally posted by Slay
Thanks. I spent 5 weeks in a castle having sex all day to prepare for that role.

Yeah, it showed. You really seemed to know your way around the castle and stuff.

And around the whores too.

Originally posted by Moosey
Yeah, it showed. You really seemed to know your way around the castle and stuff.

And around the whores too.

Originally posted by Slay
Anyway, don't forget to tune in on the Porn Awards right after Fox News next Friday. I'm up for best Foreign Actor, Best Newcomer and Best Hot Tub Orgy.

What?! They didn't nominate you for 'Best foreign wang in a musical' for your work in "Phantom of the Whorehouse"?????

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
You completely forgot I have control over the elements

*Runs on water and causes a tidal wave*

and you have forgotten that i am the master!

*runs towards the tidal wave and splits it in half with a movement of his hands*

*grabs Solsy again and performs the Mountain Splitting Hand*

Originally posted by Moosey
What?! They didn't nominate you for 'Best foreign wang in a musical' for your work in "Phantom of the Whorehouse"?????