The General Discussion Thread

Oh that doesn’t count

Also I’m not plastered

Tbh I’m quite sober

It takes more than 3 bottles of wine to get me plastered

if i have a couple ciders i'm gone

Yeah ur a total lightweight

It’s embarrassing tbh

Remember when we were hanging with scribs and you were like “I feel dizzy” so I was like “just have a Pepsi u little *****”

not really mmm

and she wouldnt give it to him

just one pepsi

Originally posted by walshy
not really mmm

Cause u were wasted

Half a pepsi

Like when u went wrestling and came back to hotel and was all “you have a really nice head”’

facepalm

Safe zone 🙂

Penultimate episode of Dexter cry

I don’t want it to end

omg so what i can't like your head now

its 0123

Originally posted by Foxsteak
Safe zone 🙂

He should go scream at the sky, I hear that helps.

Police pull over man wearing only a thong, covered in Vaseline

"The police sergeant who arrived on the scene after the arrest to complete a car inventory "was advised that the driver's area in the vehicle was extremely greasy due to the Vaseline."

That's like the worst warning a police sergeant could ever hear.