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I’m gonna cry myself to sleep now

Bye guys

Originally posted by walshy

The first time I ate one I hated it at first, and then afterwards kept thinking about it

Years later I ate one again and since then they've been one of my top chocs

Weird how I remember that, I must have been like 9 years old or something

I was blue and lonely,
I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious
If I'd had to much to drink

There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation
Were growing in me head

I needed inspiration,
A brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection,
But I didn't want a wife

And then by lucky chance I saw
In a special magazine
An ad that was unusual,
The like I'd never seen,

"Experience something different
With our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatable
And a guarantee of joy"

She came all wrapped in cardboard,
All pink and shriveled down
A breath of air was all she needed
To make her lose that frown

I took her to the bedroom
And pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment
That girl became my wife

And so I sit her in the corner
And sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty
I blow her up with air

She's cuddly and she's bouncy,
She's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen
And I bounce her in the hall

And now my life is different
Since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning
And have her on a tray

She's everything they say she was
And I wear a permanent grin,

And I only have to worry
In case my girl wears thin

Very good

Very nice very nice but maybe in the next world

RIP my last Picnic and Reese's choc bars, god I wish you were still here by my side

I treasure every moment I spent with them

Originally posted by walshy
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=610407

I found it

Just ate an orange. Was a 7/10

Aren't all oranges a 7/10?

Mandarins or maybe a tangerine reach a strong 7 but rarely do they actually break an 8, let alone a 9

Originally posted by Scribble
Aren't all oranges a 7/10?

Heresy! A perfect orange can easily reach a 10

Eating an apple right now; it's also a 7/10. Think it would have been an 8, but I let it sit a couple days too long and it got a wee bit mealy.

shocked you didnt say it was a 5/7

i think theres something wrong with my hamstring or something it doesnt feel right and i can't stretch it

Juliet is dead

Originally posted by walshy
shocked you didnt say it was a 5/7

You're a 5/7!