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Some members of my family never fail to disappoint

One of my older cousins has recently started going out with a freshly-released murderer who was in jail for murdering his brother

I mean drug dealers and wife beaters sure, we always knew that was her and her sister's types. But a ****ing murderer? Come on

Originally posted by Surtur
Her biological clock is ticking and you f*cking ignore it.

I bet you don't even consider her a real person.

You're not a real person!

Originally posted by Scribble
Some members of my family never fail to disappoint

One of my older cousins has recently started going out with a freshly-released murderer who was in jail for murdering his brother

I mean drug dealers and wife beaters sure, we always knew that was her and her sister's types. But a ****ing murderer? Come on

Lol, tell me she is one of those hilarious women who behaves like you just described, but also has on occasion ranted about her inability to find a "nice guy".

Originally posted by walshy
Just make it up
thats what i'm gonna do

although some of the rest of my group decided to finally show up

it was us just basically having a nice brunch

which i'm fine with because this project is a JOKE and it's BANANAS and i'm ALMOST DONE anyways so **** IT

and it's not that i'm gonna half-ass it. I'm gonna whole-ass one big load of bullshit!!!!

Quick ask for her hand in marriage before Han the robot gets to her first:

Originally posted by Surtur
Lol, tell me she is one of those hilarious women who behaves like you just described, but also has on occasion ranted about her inability to find a "nice guy".
Most likely. However she actually had three kids whilst with the sweetest guy going but eventually left him for some psychopath or other. I say she had three kids "whilst" with him because one of them wasn't his. Then she ran away and now he's a single father of four (all hers, the extra one was from a previous relationship)

Lord above my ****ing family

Han is a total lady killer

And eventual killer of all of humanity too

Originally posted by Scribble
Most likely. However she actually had three kids whilst with the sweetest guy going but eventually left him for some psychopath or other. I say she had three kids "whilst" with him because one of them wasn't his. Then she ran away and now he's a single father of four (all hers, the extra one was from a previous relationship)

Lord above my ****ing family

Lmao. Those children should be immediately removed from her custody(if they haven't been already)

That’s a nice story

Warms the cockles

Toot toot hey beep beep

Originally posted by Surtur
Lmao. Those children should be immediately removed from her custody.
It's fine, she essentially doesn't seem to want custody so the nice guy is pretty much their only active parent whilst she runs about with this... murderer fellow

It’s xfactor now

Hang on a moment

O

G

march of the wooden soldiers

That girl has nipples

The losers are in

Dinners in the oven