The General Discussion Thread

Deal or No Deal with special guest host John Doe

Surreal Cereal Serial

that might be my most profound and perfectly worded post ever

The first time I heard THRAK it Belew my mind

Originally posted by Surtur
In some of the neighborhoods here they do these murals and stuff on walls so people can't spray them with graffiti about gang affiliations. The other day I saw this huge one of Rick and Morty.

Well, it was just Rick actually.

Pics or it didn’t happen

Originally posted by Ax3l
that might be my most profound and perfectly worded post ever

Oh they’ve stopped my benefits, right before xmas. Because I’ve been deemed able to “do some type of work”

So they advise my next step is “to get a job immediately”

Thanks assholes

Sonnofobeetchis

s2g someone watches me and when I’m having a real shit day they’re like “hmm how can we make this worse?”

The system has failed me so I’ll probably end up as a statistic at some point

Piggle taking the relatable crown from axel

she says she won’t kill herself

Hmm let’s see if we can make her tho

#winning

I hope I end up as a statistic, but like a cool statistic. Like "people who died from spontaneous explosive dysentery whilst running away from a flaming astro-bear"

Tell you what I'm having a curry tonight so I might die from sudden explosive dysentery tomorrow. Hopefully the astro-bears invade tomorrow, then my master plan will be complete

What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold! Ice cold six feet under the ground in a ****ing grave

**** this world, it's curry time

Yum curry

My depression is making me want to sleep more

Bitcoin has gone parabolic

And that’s not good news

Sell your shares! Get out now!