PH Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life I ate a lemon and I swallowed a lemon pip and now I’m worried that a lemon tree is going to grow inside me
PH Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life I’ve avoided my dad and sisters lurgy for over a week and thought I’d made itBut nope!Sister probably coughed into the roast
SCR Scribble Restricted I've finally just got over my illness that seemed to never end so I'd better not come down with anything else
PH Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life This illness is coming on so quicklyI had nothing this morningThen a tickle in my throatNow my throat feels scratchy and as if it’s closing upCalm the **** down illness jeez
SCR Scribble Restricted I should start work on my new book Ad Hominems and Strawmen: My Time in the Quagmire of Online Political Discussion
SCR Scribble Restricted Nah, I was planning on saving you for my other book "Wild at Heart: The Ballad of Piggle and Welshy"