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I went over to meet more of my gfs family and they had the ****ing most adorable dog

So I was all petting him and being nice and I thought we were cool.

As soon as my gfs lol cousin asked me to play some COD (which I did because I want everyone to think I'm awesome)

So jumped up all excited like "heck yeah, let's do it!"

Little did I know, this movement was so offensive to the poor puppy, he had to let me know By taking a chunk out of my ass

oh

Are u single now?

Did u call the police and have the dog put down?

Did u punt the dog off a bridge?

I felt real bad for the puppy brcause they yelled at him pretty harshly and I was like "NO IT WAS MY FAULT DON'T HURT THAT BABY!!!"

I mean he's like 3 years old but still

Have u had a tetanus?

I would put myself down before any dog

Are they going to put you down?

Omg wuttttt

Freaky!

No they all like me and think I'm quiet but very nice and cool

I hope ur butt gets better soon Axel

If you need me to kiss it better just let me know

Originally posted by Ax3l
I went over to meet more of my gfs family and they had the ****ing most adorable dog

So I was all petting him and being nice and I thought we were cool.

As soon as my gfs lol cousin asked me to play some COD (which I did because I want everyone to think I'm awesome)

So jumped up all excited like "heck yeah, let's do it!"

Little did I know, this movement was so offensive to the poor puppy, he had to let me know By taking a chunk out of my ass

Dog 1 Ax3l 0

👆

Also I wanna say that the dog found me again after he got yelled at, jumped up on the bed I was sitting on, and proceeded to lick my whole entire face

He was like "IMSORRYIMSORRYSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYSORRY"

Originally posted by Ax3l
No they all like me and think I'm quiet but very nice and cool

So the two times that happened

Nailed it

That’s still once more than you

Nailed it!