The General Discussion Thread

This is the beginning of the letter the axeman sent:

"Hell, March 13, 1919

Esteemed Mortal of New Orleans:

They have never caught me and they never will. They have never seen me, for I am invisible, even as the ether that surrounds your earth. I am not a human being, but a spirit and a demon from the hottest hell. I am what you Orleanians and your foolish police call the Axeman.

When I see fit, I shall come and claim other victims. I alone know whom they shall be. I shall leave no clue except my bloody axe, besmeared with blood and brains of he whom I have sent below to keep me company."

Well that isn't the least bit terrifying.

Originally posted by Scribble
Thanks, man. I analysed the film from a Jungian perspective and went into quite a bit of detail so I'm glad my theory holds up to someone who's seen the film a bunch.

I've become way too obsessed with Lynch, or at least have been in the recent past, I've got to a point where I almost need films to **** me over emotionally, mentally or spiritually to truly love them awehuhs

I remember now how into film you were, your collection was badass back then. An inspiration on my own expansive collection. I'd be interested to hear your top 5 or top 10

top five or ten films?

i dont have a set of tops. i still use TLSF scale of ranking.

One time I went to get unusual suspects from blockbuster but when I got home the guy had put the untouchables dvd in the case, but then I watched it and it was really good so I was like eh well that'll do

i 'member blockbuster

okay so i seent tudors and i seent peeky blinders. what's another show i can binge and play "spot the game of thrones actor"?

Originally posted by Surtur
^^^Wants to travel to get him some youths in Asia. Weird.

Originally posted by Scribble
Hey now I'm not Gary Glitter

Indeed, you're Scribble Sparkle.

Oh **** I got dissed, that was actually pretty damn good. You win this one

TBF, Surt. Gary "The Paedo" Glitter has denied all accusations of being a child molester. So apply your rules evenly.

I'm not the one who mentioned him and the posts were jokes, but okay lol.

"If you wish you may tell the police to be careful not to rile me. Of course, I am a reasonable spirit. I take no offense at the way they have conducted their investigations in the past. In fact, they have been so utterly stupid as to not only amuse me, but His Satanic Majesty, Francis Josef, etc. But tell them to beware. Let them not try to discover what I am, for it were better that they were never born than to incur the wrath of the Axeman."

Best serial killer letter IMO. He really sells it.

Zodiac wins for Best Gibberish, though. And Albert Fish wins for Most Nightmares Induced and the Grand Jury Prize for Most Mentally Scarring

Originally posted by Robtard
TBF, Surt. Gary "The Paedo" Glitter has denied all accusations of being a child molester. So apply your rules evenly.

it's never okay to take away a manbaby's special rules. that's manchild abuse.

nobody had as much confidence in their absolute gibberish as charles manson. his gibberish transcended speech.

YouTube video

Originally posted by Bashar Teg

Originally posted by Robtard
Bricked

over charles manson? ewwww

*edit* i saw what you did

Originally posted by Scribble
Zodiac wins for Best Gibberish, though. And Albert Fish wins for Most Nightmares Induced and the Grand Jury Prize for Most Mentally Scarring

There is more:

"Undoubtedly, you Orleanians think of me as a most horrible murderer, which I am, but I could be much worse if I wanted to. If I wished, I could pay a visit to your city every night. At will I could slay thousands of your best citizens (and the worst), for I am in close relationship with the Angel of Death.

Now, to be exact, at 12:15 (earthly time) on next Tuesday night, I am going to pass over New Orleans. In my infinite mercy, I am going to make a little proposition to you people. Here it is:

I am very fond of jazz music, and I swear by all the devils in the nether regions that every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in full swing at the time I have just mentioned. If everyone has a jazz band going, well, then, so much the better for you people. One thing is certain and that is that some of your people who do not jazz it out on that specific Tuesday night (if there be any) will get the axe.

Well, as I am cold and crave the warmth of my native Tartarus, and it is about time I leave your earthly home, I will cease my discourse. Hoping that thou wilt publish this, that it may go well with thee, I have been, am and will be the worst spirit that ever existed either in fact or realm of fancy."

And yes, that night there was jazz being played in every home, and those who didn't have record players packed into the dance halls which played jazz lol. There were no murders that night.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
nobody had as much confidence in their absolute gibberish as charles manson. his gibberish transcended speech.

YouTube video

So my boss left just to go home and poop