The General Discussion Thread

i cannot tell you how much i dont like pickles

yet one of the people i now work with gave me 2 and was like "do you like pickles??"

and for some reason I was like "TOTALLY! LOVE 'EM!" because i want people to like me you know

so now i've gotta choke down this second pickle wtf am i doing

i just ate two of the most offensive pickles i've ever had to eaten like i ate a half of a full pickle jfc all because i want people to like me like what the heck is wrong with me

haermm

thats not funny you ****ing pile of shit!

eating pickles gets people to like you?! my sister loves pickles and everyone ****ing hates her

fyi riley's been a really good boy

well i have to accept the things people offer to me because that'll make them like me

jfc wtf how is this hard to understand

why riley why tf riley and not axel

why not ripley! like from alien! or the Believe it or Not guy!

I hate pickles

because!

you dont know how to name dogs

thats one of my favorite things to do at the animal shelter because volunteers get to name the dogs that are brought in without a name

so it's just a shelter full of axels

Hey Axel, you like poop?

I’ll be your friend if you eat this white dog poop

🙂

Axel you did a me cause that's totally something I'd do, but now we can call it doing an Axel

Why?

Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
fyi riley's been a really good boy

Change the dog’s name!!!

Yeah! Change it to Carmen

The neighborhood cat’s name is Mitch

I haven’t seen him in awhile so Mitch might be dead