The General Discussion Thread

i'll tune you up like a piano

I'll tune you like a fish

I gotta write these down this is good stuff

I'll jack you up like a flat tire

break your back, put you in the camel clutch, then f*ck your ass, make you humble.

I'm gonna mourne hard when we lose the sheik.

I'm here to represent the boomerang generation y'all

walshy you gotta be like andy kaufmam, but instead of calling out and beating up women from the audience, you gotta beat up children.

Or be like Charlie Kaufman and be one of the defining screenwriters of his generation

little girls too. and occasionally you get called out by a larger child who might be a challenge, so you cheat with some trademark foreign object and send them off in a stretcher.

Andy Kaufman sounds more plausible

Be like Andy Kaufman and fake your death.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
trademark foreign object

I'm gonna make you rich walsho

you'll probably get sued a lot and go broke on the end, but what a ride.

the corporal punisher

PO-TA-TOES. Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a stew.

This is the longest morning

Originally posted by Surtur
Be like Andy Kaufman and fake your death.

Call yourself The British Beagle.