The General Discussion Thread

Hey you get the **** off my cloud

My dad brings our dog with him to pick me up from work and he does the back window down when I walk towards car and her little scruffy head pops out all excitedly

Then when we get home she acts like she’s just seen me for the first time again

A goose attacked me this morning

good!

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
A goose attacked me this morning

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Sound like a right hillbilly

Guess I should start wearing deodorant

Not funny 🙁 it was scary af!!!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
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is the goose okay? i hope the goose is okay

I'm ok. Thanks for axing

The goose is fine. It’s still outside protecting its girlfriend

so you were after his gf

Why is there a goose outside?

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
The goose is fine. It’s still outside protecting its girlfriend

ah the plot thickens. what did you do?

Geese live outside😐 not inside

There is a pond next to my work building and there are ducks and geese three

Some reason these 2 were by the entrance and I had to walk by them when I got in the building. The goose hissed and flew at me

should paid the toll

I heard there was a goosing incident. I am here to investigate.

false alarm