As told by welshy
“Well I was sat at a table then I got drink when I came back my chair was wet someone must've split drink on it so I went to sit on other empty seat then he was like no mate sitting there I paid hundred quid for table I'm like yeah sure mate me too, where's your receipt then, like must have a table then he was like I'm serious and I'm like I don't like your attitude then I'm like **** this I'm not gonna go down this road I get up like **** this then his friend gets up and he like don't be a dick I'm like he dick first i would've been fine if he didn't accidentally hit me with his baseball cap then as I'm walking away he says don't be a dick all your life and I'm like wtf mate no need for that should've decked him there then but I was like ****ing prick so I walked outside for a bit it's fine now I got a stool so”