The General Discussion Thread

I woke up cause I heard knocking and worried I’d overslept and it was my cab

But it was the ****ing radiator

I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. He wasn't very smart. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the stomach. I laughed. Then they punched me in the stomach. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new home. They would screech, hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, this lost its novelty afer an hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Darn cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room in the freezer for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the stomach.

I like monkeys.

I dreamt i was going to school but I didn’t want to so I just went and got on a plane to Dallas

The first plane crashed into water but we were all ok so took another one

As you do

My brain was producing serotonin but dw it's stopped now

Phew

I’m having a mango and passion fruit coolie at costa

Originally posted by walshy
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i finally did it! i made a list of 100 wrestlers, you're welcome
specific to wwe through the years

You included Chyna. Ew.

Replace her with the Brooklyn Brawler or something. She's barely a wrestler.

Some random woman came and sat at my table and it was awkward

what is costa

dildo

Gonna find me a nice guy this weekend

why what happens this weekend

One that doesn’t sleep all the time like a ****ing sloth

Chyna was awesome, she was intercontinental champion and first woman to ever enter a royal rumble, a pioneer at a time when women were better known just as valets, managers or used in bra n panties matches

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
One that doesn’t sleep all the time like a ****ing sloth

So this just got very awkward.

Originally posted by walshy
Chyna was awesome, she was intercontinental champion and first woman to ever enter a royal rumble, a pioneer at a time when women were better known just as valets, managers or used in bra n panties matches

No Fabulous Moolah?

Oh great now you're making surt uncomfortable

Maybe I’ll just stay single, like I am rn