The General Discussion Thread

Started by Piggle Humsy22,321 pages

Trouble wiping again?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
There have been 129 mass shootings in the US so far in 2018, according to the website Gun Violence Archive.
the year is only half over 😊

a lady was shot in the parking lot of a Family Dollar last week - over a $35 TV

its time to move to Switzerland or Norway or somewhere safer

or Australia

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
its time to move to Switzerland or Norway or somewhere safer

I’ll move with you

Why didn't you say UK

🇲🇽

Mexico aw00t

i do believe i nailed this solo

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
its time to move to Switzerland or Norway or somewhere safer
how about trenton

Do you guys have any good excuses to get out of work

Originally posted by walshy
Do you guys have any good excuses to get out of work

Walking pneumonia AKA Piggleitis!

I typed excuses into Google and first suggestion is "... Not to go to work"

Originally posted by walshy
Do you guys have any good excuses to get out of work

Just say you got the shits

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Just say you got the shits

Being stricken with Piggleitis is a MUCH better option!

This website says honestly is best but then lists a bunch of excuses

None of which really apply to me cause I work evenings

tell them you have an appointment with a hugbox

Originally posted by walshy
I typed excuses into Google and first suggestion is "... Not to go to work"
you got a flat tire, you're sick, you are waiting for a UPS package and don't want it to get stolen from your porch (heard this one last week), your wife is stranded on the side of the road (heard this one too last week), your child is sick, your dog is sick, you have a headache, your mom is sick, you got a sunburn (that was me once), your flight was cancelled, You're stranded in NYC due to a hurricane or snow storm, you're alarm didn't go off, tooth ache, baseball game, terrorist attack, house fire.... a lot of options here