My brother used to know this dwarf, a friend of a friend of an associate or something, now this dwarf came from money, family money and he used to always carry around a bag of cocaine with him when he went to parties/social gatherings, not for personal use mind you, the dwarf was sober, but because as the dwarf claimed "chicks love coke, man", he'd use the cocaine to bargain for attention and/or sexual favors from women who liked to toot.
Originally posted by Robtard
My brother used to know this dwarf, a friend of a friend of an associate or something, now this dwarf came from money, family money and he used to always carry around a bag of cocaine with him when he went to parties/social gatherings, not for personal use mind you, the dwarf was sober, but because as the dwarf claimed "chicks love coke, man", he'd use the cocaine to bargain for attention and/or sexual favors from women who liked to toot.
What a great guy.