Originally posted by walshy
I was having a good time went to wrestling training, beat up a woman/got beat up by a woman BUT THEN PEOPLE
Andy Kaufman already did that
There's roadworks on this roundabout on the way home from wrestling, and so that's annoying in itself cause it's made everything ten times busier and slower and right now they got these temporary traffic lights in place, so I pull up at the traffic lights, two cars in front of me, been about thirty seconds and the driver from the first car gets out and says "lights are taking the piss aren't they?" Like who the **** does that? Idk if they were announcing this for the whole row of cars or just the car behind, then he picks up a traffic cone and puts it in front of the car behind him. Then this woman from the car behind gets out and moves the cone in front of the first car.. like why... I'm assuming these bellends knew each other cause they both looked like troglodytes and shared the same sense of idiocy.
So then the light mercifully turns green, first car runs over the cone. Woman gets out again, moves the cone to the side, drives off, and the light ****ing turns red before me and everyone else can go. But nah I said **** that I'm going through anyway cause that's bull shit. But I honestly wish I got out of the car and gave them a lesson in pile-drivers. ****ing scum *****, next time I see them they're dead