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That's it the dreams dead I'm quitting wrestling

Originally posted by walshy
That's it the dreams dead I'm quitting wrestling

Why don't you move to Mexico and be a luchador?

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Originally posted by Surtur
Why don't you move to Mexico and be a luchador?

The lucha side of things is really my strong point. Selling isn't apparently

Originally posted by walshy
I'm thinking about it

The lucha side of things is really my strong point. Selling isn't apparently

Just get Piggle to beat you with a kendo stick until you learn to sell.

She does that already

I don't really like any drama shows

Go to a wrestling school and learn 2 sell.

I'm gonna make carnitas.

cock

What do you think I'm doing

There's lots of little things and nuances

maybe you're just a shitty wrestler

Still works for Roman reigns

yes, big guys get free passes all the time in the business. look at goldberg ffs.

but it's a cruel business for shire folk, unless you're really good and can take a real beating from large men, like spike dudley. you cant be a small shitty wrestler, walshy.

Are you implying Goldberg wasn't top shelf wrestling talent?

Blah

Did I win?

Won it right in the bunghole

Originally posted by Robtard
Are you implying Goldberg wasn't top shelf wrestling talent?

he was garbage. they just took the hulk hogan model and ran with it. only most other top-tier superstars didn't have to job very hard for hogan. often they'd be put over for most of the match, mostly because hogan had no stamina and had to be carried through with headlocks and such. but with goldberg they just had him decimate other superstars in seconds. very stupid and shortsighted

He came along long after I stopped watching wrestling.

I see he had a brief return a few years ago. Did they still use the same formula for old man Goldberg?