Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
How does evolution work?
"Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bullcrap*! But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this...
In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...
...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this.
Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you!
So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!" -Ms. Garrison
Originally posted by Robtard
There's a saying that says when God was creating the Welsh race, God sneezed midway through the process.Or as the Welsh put it: "Pan oedd Duw yn creu'r ras Gymreig, disianodd Duw hanner ffordd drwy'r broses" -Ancient Welsh Proverb
"When God created the Welsh race, God slipped halfway through the process"