Isn't that unhygienic because they put the threads in their mouths?
MOR
Morning_GlorySleeping In My Soul
Why is there 3 blinking messages now
Originally posted by Robtard Going on week 6 now is it?
UNO
UnoriginalKMC™ Premium Member
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RIV
riv6672Senior Member
POST # 301,466
ROB
RobtardSenor Member
Originally posted by Morning_Glory Why is there 3 blinking messages now
¿Que?
UNO
UnoriginalKMC™ Premium Member
Probably her answering machine
ROB
RobtardSenor Member
FFS, it's 2019. Who still has a home answering machine. She probably has one with the tiny cassette tape like from the early 90's
WAL
walshyVeteran. Wrestler. Hero
Let's all send mg a pm
PH
Piggle HumsyWiggle4life
send her flowers instead
SUR
SurturRestricted
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy send her flowers instead
So u want him to spend money on another woman instead of you?!
PH
Piggle HumsyWiggle4life
He doesn’t spend it on me so probably already is
SUR
SurturRestricted
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy He doesn’t spend it on me so probably already is
Yeah but do you even want flowers, like what is the point?
WAL
walshyVeteran. Wrestler. Hero
That's what I always say "hey here's something you have to water every other day and will die pretty soon, merry birthday" screw that I'll get her some bubblegum
SUR
SurturRestricted
A picture of a flower would last a lot longer.
WAL
walshyVeteran. Wrestler. Hero
Exactly! And a picture says a thousand words so no need for a card either. Two birds one stone deal. Sorted
ROB
RobtardSenor Member
I'll see your two birds with one stone and raise you a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
BT
Bashar TegSenior Mentat
free cock for everyone
SUR
SurturRestricted
Originally posted by walshy Exactly! And a picture says a thousand words so no need for a card either. Two birds one stone deal. Sorted
Plus I mean if Piggle really needs some kinda plant based thing you gotta go with a chia pet.