Originally posted by riv6672I like this you should make it into a movie script or something
Really.We’re like ppl on a long, daily commuter train ride.
You and Bash are the loud talkers; he’s in a non descript office job but successful, you’re the mailroom clerk w. frosted tips who tells everyone he ‘works on Wallstreet’.
Pig and MG are Patty & Thelma, the last two ppl who should be judging anyone but spend the whole trip doing nothing but.
I’m the big, sketchy guy who everyone kind of avoids w. the tendency to shout out what stop we’re at (new page/post #).
Rudester & Eon are the homeless guys who like to expose themselves in public but do it so often no one pays attention anymore.
Then there are the occasional passengers like Scribble and Dave, who try and talk loud too whenever they're on the ride, cuz they secretly want to be like you and Bash.
Impediment/the conductor will breeze through asking for tickets but so sporadically we all know he sucks at his job.But damn if that screwed up train ride isn't usually the most relaxing part of everyone’s day.