The General Discussion Thread

Satan's greatest sin was pride.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i swear the thing on mine was southern

I've heard it with southern.

Actually I've heard all these so far.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Oh come on, I like these things. They help my poor brain work better.

but yeah i just remembered

You have a lamp (old oil lamp), a candle and a match, which do you light first?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've heard it with southern.

Actually I've heard all these so far.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
liek

but yeah i just remembered

You have a lamp (old oil lamp), a candle and a match, which do you light first?

Since I'll just complain about this one too, I'll just say match.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
liek

but yeah i just remembered

You have a lamp (old oil lamp), a candle and a match, which do you light first?

That's stupid.

winner aw00t

Assuming you have the matchbox.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
did you ever do a youth gateway course?

awebrow

i put candle

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
winner aw00t

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i put candle

what the hell walshy

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
awebrow

well i dont know i thought for some reason the match was lit already or something and that you can light the candle then light the lamp or something

the girls got it though

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
its the course im doing with these tough tests awebrow

We call it school over here. You have to take those kinds things in grade school or something. hmm

I was not good at them though.

I'm a riddle in nine syllables,
An elephant, a ponderous house,
A melon strolling on two tendrils
O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber!
The loaf's big with it's yeasty rising
Money's new minted in this fat purse.
I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf.
I've eaten a bag of green apples
Boarded the train there's no getting off.

now i cant remember anymore

Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other.

How did she accomplish this?

poetry?