The General Discussion Thread

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Surtur Restricted
Originally posted by walshy
Do you need glasses

Probably

walshy Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

But wait don't you get your brother to drive you places

Surtur Restricted

No,my brother does not even know how to drive.

walshy Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

Interesting

Surtur Restricted

He actually wants me to teach him how to drive, but I don't think he'd be able to handle it. I think he'd panic and get into an accident.

walshy Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

What makes you think that? He doesn't own a gun does he?

Surtur Restricted

He's not a very coordinated person. He can't ride a bike or write very well and when he panics he makes mistakes. I'm not saying he is mentally unbalanced and would hurt people, he'd just end up crashing.

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

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walshy Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

Interesting

Surtur Restricted
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
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Why u saying blah gurl?!

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat

got an interview coming up with a company which...oh how can i put it...if you took a time machine back to 1999 and told me that i would apply to this company, present-day-me could not vouch for your safety.

Surtur Restricted

U gotta do what u gotta do

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
got an interview coming up with a company which...oh how can i put it...if you took a time machine back to 1999 and told me that i would apply to this company, present-day-me could not vouch for your safety.

Halliburton

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat

no if it was halliburton, the post would have ended like: "please don't tell 1999 paul "halliburton" you'll get your throat slit. please don't, i like you; think it over"

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life
Originally posted by walshy
How was wor
Oh it was fine thanks for asking

Wor

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat

always plucking the lowest hanging fruit. we, as in "everyone" already chuckled at that

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat

actually i knew nothing of halliburton in 1999. so you'd have been totally safe until post-9/11. then i'd remember you and go on safari motherf*cker. SA-FA-RI

Robtard Senor Member

Something to do with Sammy Hagar...

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat

no but seriously, i'd have to have like at least 2 starving children and no other options for that level of cuckery

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat
Originally posted by Robtard
Something to do with Sammy Hagar...

i was actually referencing death to smoochy. but interestingly enough, i had a conversation about van-hagar with a coworker today; so i will forgive your clueless phaggotry 👆