So the other day I go to take out this Halloween decoration. It's a scarecrow with a pumpkin for a head that you plug in. So I take out the box and set it down, I remove the scarecrow from the box. I leave for a few minutes to go set it up and plug it in.
I come back and grab the box to go put it somewhere out of the way and I notice it's still really heavy. I'm baffled cuz I can't imagine what else could be in there, so I look inside and...it's the f*cking cat lol.