The General Discussion Thread

fffuuu

“What will my friends think? (Well, I think they should rejoice)

If I have one more drink? (It’s your body and your choice)”

😆

It gets better, this lyric:

"So really I'd better scurry (beautiful please don't hurry)
But maybe just a half a drink more (put some records on while I pour)"

Becomes this lyric:

"So, really, I’d better scurry (Your driver, his name is Murray)
But maybe just a half a drink more (Oh, we’re both adults, so who’s keepin’ score?)"

Calling a woman beautiful is now wrong, so they inserted about a line about a driver named Murray.

I can’t even

How do we know murray the driver isn't gonna rape her?! If the guy really cared about her he'd carry her home.

Woke woman: Hey Murray, drive me home please it's cold outside

Murray:

oh crap I'm missing the tryhard broflake christmas special

So when should we all watch elf

Never, watch "A Christmas Story".

Best ever

Welshy never seen cause he a loser

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
oh crap I'm missing the tryhard broflake christmas special

I'm going to Michigan this week. Flying on the company plane

Thank you

Originally posted by Surtur

Don't say I never did anything for ya!

Originally posted by Unoriginal
I'm going to Michigan this week. Flying on the company plane

Tonight

Originally posted by walshy
So when should we all watch elf

Your company has a plane? Cool
You must be like a big deal

Nah

Only in the pants department

WHAT

WHAT!