The General Discussion Thread

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Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

Bubbles!

Stringer Senior Member

So what so what he’s drunk as **** so what

Surtur Restricted

Little Nemo will always be a better movie than Finding Nemo

Scribble Restricted

Originally posted by Surtur
There is a silver lining I guess. The president is often referred to by others as Mr. President.

So there is very little chance he'd forget he is president if he ever becomes president. There would be constant reminders. Though the first few moments of each morning might still be terrifying.

What's that, sonny? The president, you say? No, son, Barack's out at the moment. Me? You've got the wrong fella, I'm afraid

Scribble Restricted
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Bubbles!
Stringer Senior Member

Sorry piggle, can’t quote your crazy post. It’s like the hotels water broke and the drunk guy dived in

Surtur Restricted

Biden: Barack I've been trying to call you all day

Barack:. You're holding a stapler to your ear

mitchydumbface Complete Unknown

idgi

Stringer Senior Member
Originally posted by Scribble

You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs? It measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, Bubs. Hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
If this isn’t the craziest thing you’ve seen today

https://twitter.com/deethebestemcee/status/1247014577348337664?s=21

You lying

wut...WUT?

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

Exactly!!

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

haermm

Surtur Restricted
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Exactly!!

It's just that Aquaman is a dick.

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat

why did he jump down on the car? wasn't the situation chaotic enough?

Surtur Restricted

"Some people just want to watch the world burn"-Alfred

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

Apparently he got high in his room and then set the sprinklers off and then escaped and did more high shit

But that water looks like way too much for sprinklers

Another theory is he was trying to kill himself until interrupted, freaked out and tried to escape

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat

and then he falls, like we all know he was going to do. "of COURSE you fell on your ass, dumbcunt, what did you expect would happen?"

Stringer Senior Member
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
and then he falls, like we all know he was going to do. "of COURSE you fell on your ass, dumbcunt, what did you expect would happen?"

She probably blew him afterwords.

Poor guy

Surtur Restricted

Even if he was trying to kill himself why would there be so much water.

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat

he broke his assneck