The General Discussion Thread

Originally posted by Dave_97
That actually does happen. Women who go missing but show up with a live stream acting weirdly saying they are okay. And then vanish forever.

MG is gonna resurface in a month as the host of some wacky Japanese game show.

except it's the same japanese guy wearing an mg skin suit

goodbye horses

I also like my women like I like my showers.

Hot
Wet
All over my naked body.
And crying while masturbating with conditioner.

masturbating in the shower wastes water

I've tried it outside of the shower but it's much harder to clean the conditioner off without the water.

Feels just like 2007 again

ever hear of lube?

It's been so long since I did any half decent workout but I did when I got home last night and can feel my chest and triceps ache a bit now

😛🤪😵

Originally posted by walshy
It's been so long since I did any half decent workout but I did when I got home last night and can feel my chest and triceps ache a bit now

manly af

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
ever hear of lube?

Yes
I have a great story about that actually.

But it's not my story so I feel bad telling it.

it's about walshy, isn't it

So my buddy Joe was in a car ride with his gf and his friend Eric and Eric's gf.
While on the highway the car started to smell of blueberry. Really strong and they couldnt figure out why until later when Eric told Joe that he ****ed his gf up the butt that morning but used way too much blueberry lube, she had been farting in the car and trying not to laugh.
But Eric couldn't keep it in.

blueberry farts of love

f

I used strawberry lube once. It wasn't very good on toast.

k

Also. Don't wipe toast on someone's lubed up butthole, they don't like it.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
That’s fine and dandy and all, but we have a special bond.