The General Discussion Thread

that should be their comeback album. "hung like a maggot"

ok no fighting or competition

Warm

when I was little (probably like 9 or 10) a neighborhood bully kid picked a fight with me for no reason, threw a punch at my face, I threw an arm up to block but did it a bit awkward so my elbow was pointed out, and his fist made perfect contact with the point of my elbow. he cried and told me he was going to tell his grandma.

another time when I was in 5th grade I was walking home from school, still on the school property, and a bigger kid started with me, and his twin brother was right there watching. I managed to trip him and did a knee drop on his chest, which ended the fight. his brother apologized to me for the kids rudeness and we all end up walking home in the same direction (his brother walking on ahead), and I'm small-talking with this kid and found out they were 3 grades behind me. glad I never ran into his brother again, with him looking for payback because he probably grew up to be a 7 foot monster

im just not gonna read that

sorry I wasn't a karate champ like you. what's it like to hit your peak at 10?

In second grade there was this huge girl who made a hobby out of kicking the boys in their balls...hard. that was my shortest unsolicited fight ever.

called my name, I turned around, *wham* perfect goalie kick right in my testicles.

🙂

I knew you'd like that piggle

you were probably "that" girl weren't you.

I didn't even do anything. my only crime was having balls.

and that was my intro to third wave feminism

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
you were probably "that" girl weren't you.

What girl?

the ball kicker hobbyist girl

I wasn't even singled out. she got everyone and my number was up that day

she probably works in human resources now. that's where sadistic schoolyard bullies always end up working

plot twist- piggle works in hr

"you still haven't submitted your yearly goal setting objectives" *kick to the balls*