Originally posted by walshy
I'm avoiding watching a lot of protest videos and police brutality videos now but I've watched the one of that police woman hitting a traffic light when the horse runs away like a hundred times
I have watched the guy who tried lighting a building on fire accidentally setting himself on fire several times too
Originally posted by walshy
WWE got considered essential but I think my local promotion doesn't have the same sort of swing with the governmentI could focus on establishing my character, developing a social media presence and eating right and getting stronger and fitter... But I'll do that tomorrow
You're a pizza pie eating, soda drinking, midget molded, 4 eyes folded, wad of Cadbury!
You're only hope at this point is intergender wrestling!
Originally posted by LordofBrooklynI might eat a lot of pizza and drink too much Pepsi, and sure I need glasses to read, drive and watch TV, well basically all the time, but I am NOT a wad of Cadbury! It's stuff like this that's gonna get you a signature M-Dogg ass kicking
You're a pizza pie eating, soda drinking, midget molded, 4 eyes folded, wad of Cadbury!You're only hope at this point is intergender wrestling!
Originally posted by walshy
You got any modern gimmick ideas Einstein
I. ALREADY. TOLD.YOU.
Cowardly heel with The Piggles as a valet with a large red purse that she uses to help you win.
Put on tie dye and boas and play a mini version of Superstar Billy Graham. The fact that you are the polar opposite physically will play up the gimmick.