The General Discussion Thread

Started by Morning_Glory22,321 pages

WHEN YOU WANT TO STOP PILLOW HUMPING

If you decide that you don’t want to rely on humping a pillow for pleasure anymore, you can learn to orgasm via other methods. You may need to decondition yourself from your previous style of masturbation, however. For starters, you need to stop humping pillows and start masturbating using other methods (your hands, a toy, the showerhead, etc.)

It might be hard for you to orgasm at first, and you may be frustrated and want to switch back to using a pillow. Don’t! Keep at it. Eventually, orgasms will come more easily from your new method of masturbation. Once you’ve retrained yourself, you can go back to humping a pillow from time to time.

MG what certs do you have

Anyone wanna pay my mortgage for me?

Hey M you wanna go out some time? We can take a romantic stroll through the pillow section of Bed Bath and Beyond

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
How do you masterbate with a pillow. Women not men
Rub the corner of the pillow just below your clit and hug the rest thinking it's a man?

Best scenario I can think of for that act.

Bread

I tried the pillow method once

Didn’t rly do anything for me

Same as the Welshy method

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awesome

Hey shut up

XD I'm sorry Welshy. That was a good one!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Same as the Welshy method

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awesome

tip-hat

Can we move on pls

🙂

Originally posted by walshy
Can we move on pls

Liverpool

I'm really thinking of going to Belfast from Liv-Birkinhead. I just need more money and a woman to go with me. :/

Yeah Liverpool! Let's talk about that

So they won the league with like eight matches to go, that's pretty damn great

And after thirty years

Originally posted by Blakemore
I'm really thinking of going to Belfast from Liv-Birkinhead. I just need more money and a woman to go with me. :/
what why

I thought Liverpool already won loads of things before

Originally posted by walshy
what why
Well, 1. Liverpool, 2. Belfast, 3. The other things in NI and 4. Possible trip to Dublin!

So yeah, looks like a pretty decent summer if I can ****ing sort my shit out.