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i know casey anthony liked clubbing, especially after her baby died

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What incident

Originally posted by walshy
You all ignore my incident at the shop

Originally posted by walshy
You all ignore my incident at the shop

i know you and and old lady fought over a loaf of marble rye

leave it at that

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Re-enactment of walshy:

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Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Anomali arms security teams with machine learning optimized threat intelligence and identifies hidden threats targeting their environments.

Wow just stop trying to tell us skynet is gonna murder us all

can't we die in peace

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Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.

Getting my post in from missing so much last week

"My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'"

Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a genius, you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: "This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye."

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
What incident

Whenever you are single, all you see are couples, but whenever you are a couple, all you see are hookers.

What did you all week

I can’t read

Originally posted by walshy
that big paragraph I typed up jeez what are you blind

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.

where'd you copy and paste this from