The General Discussion Thread

Started by Surtur22,321 pages
Originally posted by Dave_97
. And there it is. There's the a*shole talking about gluten allergies killing people.

No I didn't say killing I said murder.

As in, a frozen piece of garlic bread became sentient and committed atrocities.

Originally posted by Surtur
No I didn't say killing I said murder.

As in, a frozen piece of garlic bread became sentient and committed atrocities.

The garlic bread did an abortion and the yeast died. 😐

Like I said if people gotta go with frozen cheap stuff get texas toast.

It won't be great, but it will be better

Originally posted by Surtur
I like to butter my french bread tho. Not a huge amount on it, but a nice lil layer

That's excellent, but when it comes to garlic bread, one should use virgin olive oil and not butter.

Originally posted by Surtur
Like I said if people gotta go with frozen cheap stuff get texas toast.

It won't be great, but it will be better

You really don't understand Britain, do you?

Originally posted by Robtard
How would you make garlic bread?

First you make the focaccia dough.
Then once it's cooked you put your olive oil, rosemary, crushed garlic cloves, salt and pepper into a pot. Now I do encourage the use of real butter. You want to cook out that flavour of the rosemary and garlic into that butter oil. Then blitz down the rosemary and garlic, slowly adding the liquid back in. Once it's a good consistency, that's when you spread it onto the focaccia and bake it for a few more minutes.
Pull out and sprinkle with parm ( the good shit. Hand grated)

Then you eat it with your cheap pasta and flavourless canned tomato sauce.

Originally posted by Surtur
No I didn't say killing I said murder.

As in, a frozen piece of garlic bread became sentient and committed atrocities.

Gluten blah blah

Originally posted by Robtard
That's excellent, but when it comes to garlic bread, one should use virgin olive oil and not butter.
That's almost like an aioli. Honestly, and this is coming from someone who doesn't like mayonnaise, aioli is awesome.

Originally posted by Dave_97
First you make the focaccia dough.
Then once it's cooked you put your olive oil, rosemary, crushed garlic cloves, salt and pepper into a pot. Now I do encourage the use of real butter. You want to cook out that flavour of the rosemary and garlic into that butter oil. Then blitz down the rosemary and garlic, slowly adding the liquid back in. Once it's a good consistency, that's when you spread it onto the focaccia and bake it for a few more minutes.
Pull out and sprinkle with parm ( the good shit. Hand grated)

Then you eat it with your cheap pasta and flavourless canned tomato sauce.

While that does sound good, delicious even. It's not real garlic bread in my Italian view.

Originally posted by Blakemore
That's almost like an aioli. Honestly, and this is coming from someone who doesn't like mayonnaise, aioli is awesome.

The Italians in Italy don't butter their garlic bread. In some places it's a minimalist approach.

Bread slices toasted/grilled, pinch of little salt and olive oil and a cut garlic clove rubbed on the top of each slice, sometimes left on top.

Originally posted by Blakemore
slap on some old butter on crappy unleavened bread and sprinkle on garlic salt and cheese, cook it and add it to a pizza deal for dummies. Then said dummy can't finish the shitty bread so he freezes it for tomorrow. He then reheats it in the microwave and dips it in his sausage and veg soup (seriously, what even?) and says it was the garlic bread's fault. 😐
hey **** you

Originally posted by Robtard
While that does sound good, delicious even. It's not real garlic bread in my Italian view.

Rosemary and garlic focaccia isn't Italian enough for you?
I think I know why..I didn't make it with enough hand gestures.
*Italian hand gestures at my screen"

Originally posted by Dave_97
Rosemary and garlic focaccia isn't Italian enough for you?
I think I know why..I didn't make it with enough hand gestures.
*Italian hand gestures at my screen"

😆

You guys mind if I have Pringles and a twirl now

Gonna have my last Pepsi too idk what I'll drink in the morning

Originally posted by Robtard
That's excellent, but when it comes to garlic bread, one should use virgin olive oil and not butter.

True.

One nice addition to homemade garlic bread I've seen is some tomato slices on top

Granted, its not for everyone

Un

The only Italian herbs I know I remember it as BT SPORT. Basil, Tarragon, Sage, Parsley, Oregano, Rosemary, Thyme. 😄

Originally posted by walshy
You guys mind if I have Pringles and a twirl now

Gonna have my last Pepsi too idk what I'll drink in the morning

Just leave

Originally posted by Robtard
The Italians in Italy don't butter their garlic bread. In some places it's a minimalist approach.

Bread slices toasted/grilled, pinch of little salt and olive oil and a cut garlic clove rubbed on the top of each slice, sometimes left on top.

Yeah but you still gotta slap some herbs on it. I find parsley goes with fish, rosemary with lamb, thyme with beef, sage with pork, basil with tomato (or veg in general) and oregano with chicken. Idk what to do with tarragon.

Originally posted by walshy
hey **** you
Dude, I've been there. I had an ex about 5 years ago who was way more white trash than you. Don't sweat it.