Does anyone know a good opening line? I’ve heard ‘I just flew in and boy are my arms tired’ I think something funny might be ‘I keep falling behind’ My gum is so old from falling behind that I have zombie breath.’ I dunno but it might go over.
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Wonder ManMost Powerful Avenger
Another one might be ‘I went to the change machine and the red empty light was on.’
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mitchydumbfaceComplete Unknown
im here im ****ing drunk **** , **** me gdi **** me please **** me
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mitchydumbfaceComplete Unknown
[QUOTE=17374024]Originally posted by walshy Imagine if we kept posting in the million post thread how far we'd be now [/QUOTE id' get the 2 millionth
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mitchydumbfaceComplete Unknown
nice quote idiot
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BlakemoreRestricted
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy I was planning to sleep
And I opened Netflix
And there’s a new “I am a killer” series
So like..
I didn’t sleep
lol, watched an ep, not bad. 👆
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mitchydumbfaceComplete Unknown
i wanna ****ing tear you apart
SCR
ScribbleRestricted
come at me brosk
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I got that feeling where I know I'm going to have to nap by noon
Sleep ain't gettin no better. 3 hours on Saturday night, just about 5 or 6 last night. It's catching up