Originally posted by omgchos
What?
Haha, nothin'
I logged a new one today on FML.com
Here it is:
Today I visited my Boss's house, but he wasn't there, instead his wife was there and she told me to wait in the living room for my boss while she gets me something to drink. When she came back into the living room, I didn't notice her approaching steps when I farted loudly thinking it was only me in the room. I started and ended the fart until just when she was right in front of me, she asked what that was and in a panic, I thought of a million things to say in my head, but when I spoke, I accindentally said: "I'm gay..." FML.