The General Discussion Thread

Started by Blakemore22,321 pages

Maybe you can't see it because your eyes are ****ed.

I hate waiting for packages. Often depending on the delivery person you never know if they will leave the package at ur front door. I live in a highrise so leaving a package unattended is a no no. People here steal packages.

On the way down on the elevators there was a sign which read: If you drop please do not panic and call 964434767 for assistance. If you get stuck in the elevators lay down and wait patently for assistance.

I just wanted to sleep in today. Thought about all the excuses in the world not to come in but here I am.

Just fall down at work

But how to make it convincing. 🤔

Or tell them you are on your period

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
But how to make it convincing. 🤔
fall from about 6 feet in the air and collapse when you hit the ground. Not only will it look convincing, but it'll also cushion the fall XD

So the roof basically? That’s where I fall from. Got any tips on a good reason for being on the roof? 😂

Someone asked you if you wanted a roofy, and you thought it meant you had to go on the roof.

Also 6 feet seems rather low for a roof.

It’s taller but it’s the only thing that’s that height around here. Maybe a shelf but it’s covered with toys and probably wouldn’t hold my weight.
A roofy huh? 😂

That gum you like is going to come back in style

Originally posted by Unoriginal
That gum you like is going to come back in style

I started watching twin peaks last week.

Its a neat show.

Originally posted by Dave_97
I started watching twin peaks last week.

Its a neat show.

Very neat

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
It’s taller but it’s the only thing that’s that height around here. Maybe a shelf but it’s covered with toys and probably wouldn’t hold my weight.
A roofy huh? 😂
You know, rohypnol.

Creepy

I’m glad 🙂 I made some mint tea 🍵 this year. Innovation of any kind is like polymath. Give it a whirl.

Tandy

Dandy

Originally posted by Dave_97
I started watching twin peaks last week.

Its a neat show.

Welcome to 1990, Davie