Maybe you can't see it because your eyes are ****ed.
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rudesterTommy
I hate waiting for packages. Often depending on the delivery person you never know if they will leave the package at ur front door. I live in a highrise so leaving a package unattended is a no no. People here steal packages.
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rudesterTommy
On the way down on the elevators there was a sign which read: If you drop please do not panic and call 964434767 for assistance. If you get stuck in the elevators lay down and wait patently for assistance.
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immaturerainbowStraight V I B I N G
I just wanted to sleep in today. Thought about all the excuses in the world not to come in but here I am.
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rudesterTommy
Just fall down at work
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immaturerainbowStraight V I B I N G
But how to make it convincing. 🤔
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rudesterTommy
Or tell them you are on your period
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BlakemoreRestricted
Originally posted by immaturerainbow But how to make it convincing. 🤔
fall from about 6 feet in the air and collapse when you hit the ground. Not only will it look convincing, but it'll also cushion the fall XD
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immaturerainbowStraight V I B I N G
So the roof basically? That’s where I fall from. Got any tips on a good reason for being on the roof? 😂
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BlakemoreRestricted
Someone asked you if you wanted a roofy, and you thought it meant you had to go on the roof.
Also 6 feet seems rather low for a roof.
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immaturerainbowStraight V I B I N G
It’s taller but it’s the only thing that’s that height around here. Maybe a shelf but it’s covered with toys and probably wouldn’t hold my weight. A roofy huh? 😂
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UnoriginalKMC™ Premium Member
That gum you like is going to come back in style
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Dave_97Party Dave
Originally posted by Unoriginal That gum you like is going to come back in style
I started watching twin peaks last week.
Its a neat show.
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UnoriginalKMC™ Premium Member
Originally posted by Dave_97 I started watching twin peaks last week.
Its a neat show.
Very neat
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BlakemoreRestricted
Originally posted by immaturerainbow It’s taller but it’s the only thing that’s that height around here. Maybe a shelf but it’s covered with toys and probably wouldn’t hold my weight. A roofy huh? 😂
You know, rohypnol.
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UnoriginalKMC™ Premium Member
Creepy
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Wonder ManMost Powerful Avenger
I’m glad 🙂 I made some mint tea 🍵 this year. Innovation of any kind is like polymath. Give it a whirl.
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UnoriginalKMC™ Premium Member
Tandy
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rudesterTommy
Dandy
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RobtardSenor Member
Originally posted by Dave_97 I started watching twin peaks last week.