Guy goes to a psychologist for hypnosis says I’m always afraid 😧 I think I’m a chicken. Psychologist 👨‍⚕️ says well my job is done ✔️.
WAL
walshyVeteran. Wrestler. Hero
Originally posted by Wonder Man You could eat a chicken 🐓 and celebrate 🎊. The chicken could be afraid.
sounds like a great idea
BLA
BlakemoreRestricted
boiled chicken in a brine then breaded and deep fried for extra flavour!
WM
Wonder ManMost Powerful Avenger
They sell Buffalo 🦬 chicken subs at the grocery store 🏬. With blue cheese 🧀. They’re good for game time. Are you guys going to watch the Dolphins 🐬 game today?
BLA
BlakemoreRestricted
Wonderman = 😘
WM
Wonder ManMost Powerful Avenger
A fish called Wanda!
RUD
rudesterTommy
You mean aquaman
MOR
Morning_GlorySleeping In My Soul
What time do kids start trick or treating
BLA
BlakemoreRestricted
Originally posted by Morning_Glory What time do kids start trick or treating
dusk/sunset.
WM
Wonder ManMost Powerful Avenger
I’m just giving out marvel comics.
WM
Wonder ManMost Powerful Avenger
The great news 🗞 is that the previous generation used to carry comics rolled up in their back pockets. From candy 🍭 stores 🏬 and soda 🥤 shops 🏬 my how we have grown. Have a little witchcraft.
WAL
walshyVeteran. Wrestler. Hero
It's been rainy and stormy here
On way back from wrestling training I could feel car shaking in the wind
WM
Wonder ManMost Powerful Avenger
Better than being eaten alive by zombies 🧟‍♂️.
WAL
walshyVeteran. Wrestler. Hero
You've got a point there but I was a bit worried my car would topple over, the signs on the motorway were saying 50mph limit all the way
WM
Wonder ManMost Powerful Avenger
I’m just having a cup of sleep 💤 tea 🍵. We’re getting rains and wind too. Probably compares to being near the shore or in the eye 👁 of the storm ⛈.
RUD
rudesterTommy
Throws the sleep tea all over wonder man and gives him third degree burns