In Wisteria Lane, the ladies reside,
Each with their secrets they try to hide,
Bree, Lynette, Susan, and Gabrielle,
Their lives are full of drama, you can tell.
From murder to romance, it's all here,
Desperate Housewives, a show we hold dear,
We tune in each week to see what's next,
And watch as their lives become more complex.
But through it all, they stick together,
Through the ups and downs, they weather the weather,
Desperate Housewives, a show that's timeless,
Their stories will always be ageless.