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Welshy is incapable of looking after me when I’m ill

Might aswell live alone awehuhs

Originally posted by Morning_Glory

That’s nice

I’m so ill 🤧

Last night I was freezing and couldn’t get warm

But I was so hot my skin was clammy

Today I gave a croaky voice

My sticky, sticky shoes. Why you stick on me? Ba-aby.

Thanks for the lights, honey.

I can’t remember when I last took meds 👀

If I die it’s Welshy’s fault cause he went to his parents after work for Sunday dinner instead of coming home to look after me 🤒

Did you go to the doctor?

Nah no point with things like this, they literally tell you to stay home on the recording when you call in before anyone answers

Just gotta treat it with flu meds and painkillers, unless it lasts abnormally long or anything serious happens like fainting or breathing troubles

The recording also says “if you are unconscious or bleeding out, please hang up and call 999”

Like you’re gonna be waiting in the doctors phone queue while losing pints of blood or unconscious on the floor awehuhs