The General Discussion Thread

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Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
You use your super powers of insulting people who you deem as enemies because they don't like rude insecure people (you). laughcry
I was the only one to even mention this tweet. Nobody reads or likes your tweets, least of all the "jokes". They come across as desperate and sycophantic, to the point that I think you make people sick, you know?

Also, Piggle insulted ME first, YOU ****ING RETARD WHO IS INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING THE MOST BASIC ****ING ASPECTS OF LANGUAGE AND LIFE LIKE HOLY SHIT DUDE IS YOUR BRAIN MADE OF LITERAL SHIT?? IS YOUR SKULLCAP FULL OF SHIT YOU ****ING PAEDOPHILE DEGENERATE? I was ****ing chilling and she starts calling me a crazy evil ***** for no reason. I was calm and happy today until you freaks harrassed me into having another "meltdown" so you can all laugh at me. You ppl are sick in the head, looking for vulnerable ppl to **** with and abuse.

None of you would treat me like this if I was cis.

one high functioning sociopath on crystal meth vs a forum full of literal thalidomide babies. who wins

Hey xyz, why not take another shot at me being trans? You haven't stopped lately. Call me a tranny freak for once, grow some balls. Go on. I'm sure you can show it to MG and Piggle tomorrow and you can all nod and laugh and agree at the course of action, whilst the three of you finger babies (bc ur paedophiles)

If I was this fiery and hostile in real life I would start a lot of fights and get my ass beat every time

when Scribble would return to KMC when they were a man: everyone: "scribble!! yoooo screezus!!! hi scribs :3 hi scribble!! omg scribble's back I love scribble!!! HEY SCRIBS IS BACK WASSUP SCRIB!!!! yoo scrizzle back!! Scribble yoooo ur back. heyyy scribs is so cool, such a cool DUDE"

when scribble returns to KMC after coming out as trans: everyone: "KILL ZE TRANNY BUG!! YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN!! HEIL DER UBERKINDERMOLESTOR!!"

Wow. ermm

you and I, boy, are two polar opposites.

you are a hideous balding chud that looks like he smells of rotten milk and eggs. you are a nazi. you are an incel. you want to genocide trans people. you are a racist. you are a misogynist. you are a paedophile who has tried to molest children in a school you broke into, and have been cautioned by the police for it. you are one of the thickest pieces of white trash this country has spat out; you're a miscarriage that went too far.

Calling myself "better" than you is putting it very mildly. You are about as low as the bar gets. Comparing myself to you is an insult to myself. The best thing you can honestly do is down three bottles of pino grigo, get in yer mum's car and just hit the exhaust pedal. Drive until the world turns black.

I'm gonna tell xyz it'd be cool to meet up one day and then actually meet up with him and utterly beat the living shit out of him in an alley and leave him bleeding and toothless

Hey Andrew. Buddy. C'mere. The trans agenda wants to have a word.

haermm

Keep laughing buddy. I sent your full name and address (really easy to find by googling your name) to my buddy Karim in Leeds. His boys murder pedos and have done it before, look up Yorkshire paedophile murders.

Once they have your name, photo and address they should pay you a little visit to solve your little noncing problem

Xyz has one insult that he tries to offend me with every single day. Or, joke. The only problem is that it isn't funny, or insulting.

The joke goes as such: "Ha ha! You have BPD!"

Variation: "Ha ha! You're a nonbinary tranny"

Second variation: "Ha ha! You take drugs"

Little Andy has no understanding of how to take down an opponent. I've become his enemy and he is trying his darndest to "own" me back, after I've crippled his entire being using only words a few days running and he's had nothing to clap back with other than the radical act of using basic descriptors to identify me. Somehow this dude thought calling me trans would offend me. Lol. I am given the weakest of opps bro, me going up against Little Andy word-on-word is like Mohammed Ali boxing a non-sentient piece of fagile rice.

His entire joke is just "You have a characteristic", right? It's not an insult unless you find having BPD to be offensive to ppl with BPD.

Xyz, here's a little tip: I'm part Jewish. There, now you can say, "Hey, JEW!" when you see me. That's your thing right? Using characteristics as slurs despite them literally just being normal words? Using BPD / drugs / transness has admittedly been all you've had for days; why not make fun of the fact my dad nearly died in a coma? Why not make fun of my dead gay boyfriend? Here, I am giving you ammo so I don't have to listen to whatever asinine shit you cook up next time you want Piggle to send you a picture of her arsehole. Anyway, eventually you have to realise I am not insulted or perturbed by the traits I bear nor the choices I make being narrated to me; nothing you can say to me is an insult because you are already the final insult to life.

I'm shaking. haermm

Originally posted by Scribble
Xyz has one insult that he tries to offend me with every single day. Or, joke. The only problem is that it isn't funny, or insulting.

The joke goes as such: "Ha ha! You have BPD!"

Variation: "Ha ha! You're a nonbinary tranny"

Second variation: "Ha ha! You take drugs"

Little Andy has no understanding of how to take down an opponent. I've become his enemy and he is trying his darndest to "own" me back, after I've crippled his entire being using only words a few days running and he's had nothing to clap back with.

His entire joke is just "You have an immutable characteristic", right? It's not an insult unless you find having BPD to be offensive to ppl with BPD.

Xyz, here's a little tip: I'm part Jewish. There, now you can say, "Hey, JEW!" when you see me. That's your thing right? Using BPD / drugs / transness has admittedly been all you've had for days; eventually you have to realise I am not insulted by the traits I bear or the choices I make being basically narrated to me, nothing you can say to me is an insult because you are already the final insult to life.

So you have a big nose and no foreskin.

haermm

That uhhhh haerrmm all you got buddy? Because I read that emoji like this every time and I know I'm right:

XYZ: "HAERMM"

😆

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
So you have a big nose and no foreskin.

haermm

Weak. You pussyfaggot little ***** who can't even make a decent Jew joke, you are not worthy of your name. Give me ****ing BLOOD LIBEL you ****ing coward, not this pansy "hurr durr nose and circumcision", NOSES AND CIRCUMCISION ARE THE FIRST THINGS ANYONE THINKS OF WHEN MAKING A JEW JOKE, how ****ing unoriginal and braindead do you have to be to land on "big nose cut penis" as your first idea for a Jew joke and then you just say those words out loud instead of even trying to construct a joke. The joke is literally "Jews have large noses and circumcised penises" — do you see how that is NOT "a joke"???

A joke, something someone might laugh at, unlike your bizarre and rudimentary attempts at sentences, actually has structure, you know? A "Jew joke" isn't just shouting "UHHH BIG NOSE UHHH JEW NOSE" (although that's still a better "joke" than your attempts to discover language for the first time), you actually have to write a joke. It takes more effort than just retard-yelling the first words that pop into your head. Just saying random nouns isn't comedy OR critique. It's the kind of repetition toddlers grow out of.

Being around you is exhausting — you're the first person I've met to be exhaustingly stupid. Every time you open your mouth or write a tweet it's always some absolute lowest tier chudbaby brainlet shit that despite usually being so short and simple, in your hands becomes an essay of "How Not To".

The problem with how low Andy's brain function is that he is simply too idiotic to realise he is a moron. I've tried to show him, just by being clearer and substantially smarter than him, by writing short analyses of how absolutely wrong he is every time he utters even a single word. It's like talking to a baby that has become an adult by mistake.

😆 The joke is you, you ****ing tool!

I’m a doctor

Dr MG