God, the badass all-being in the sky who can kill us all with thunderbolts, Invented Lions, Which are really Badass, Srsly, they are Kings from birth, That shit doesnt happen anymore.
He also invented Steak, which is the manliest food on the planet.
Therefore, Eating lion steak will make you the most badass manly man on the funking planet.
its my new goal in life, to be that manly.
and due to how badass and manly it is, i assume that with ever bite of lion steak, i will grow a full beard and women of the world will flock to my bed.