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Dinner review:
Menu:
Chili
Corn Bread
A glass of milk
Analysis:
The chili meat was sub-par. It was much too watery and had too high a percentage of cooked celery and carrots, and white beans. Overall, a complete mess.
The corn bread, though quite tasty, was dry and grainy and difficult to swallow. I was able to stomach it only with the aid of liquids, i.e. milk.
The glass of milk was the only decent item. Cool and delicious, it wiped away the traces of the meal, leaving me with a fresh, clean, cow-uddery taste in my mouth.
Wait...that last part didn't sound right.