You guys remember that shirt that recently surfaced around here?
Finally had a chance to do another review for it.
A shirt that suits.... A hero, June 6, 2009
By Scythe "I ate it all" (Los Angeles, CA USA) - See all my reviewsI was a loner. Never thought to ever wear a shirt since birth. No shirt could ever describe my life. I felt alone, scared, withered, at times socially incorrect, and unfit for this world. Until I visited the bathroom of a local flea market. On my way out, they had a clearance aisle. This shirt was on sale for $4.99. Hiding the fact that I am a loner, don't have that kind of money, and I don't want the people to see my hero costume, I motored home in my rascal. Expressing my views with my bumper sticker that reads: "How Are (Wolf Howl)?"
Once I arrived at McDonald's, a few keystrokes thanks to their free wi-fi ports because I don't own a computer, and I ordered the Three Wolf Moon shirt. It arrived in no time. Carried on the talons of a bald eagle, whom dropped it ever so lightly on the basket of my rascal. I ripped into the packaging and put it on. I felt overpowered and undermined. Each wolf represents my own attributes.
The first Wolf - Diversity: I can obtain +15 diversity to fit into any culture and society
The second Wolf - Chimera: People have stated that when struck by me, it is as if a dragon, the head of a lion, the horns of a bull, the snake of a tail and the ferocity of a second Wolf in the same room as the Chimera has hit them.
The third Wolf - Scare Factor: When I wear this shirt, I want to turn around as fast as my rascal allows me, and strike fear into the hearts of my enemies and would-be muggers. I want them to think: "There lies a wolf of a man, times three!"
Overall, I am very happy with this shirt, it has done nothing for my love life, but it does not matter, a loner like me has no time for such distractions. Thanks to this shirt, I can add yet another mysterious title to my description, The "Wolf" part of Lone Wolf. Many have trembled at my feet, few have ever seen my happy, I live like the pack of wolves depicted on my shirt.
Originally posted by ScytheThat... is genius, hahaha! Pure genius!
You guys remember that shirt that recently surfaced around here?Finally had a chance to do another review for it.
Haha, thanks. It just got published on the main site.
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