WELL IT WAS ABOUT THAT TIME THAT I NOTICED THIS GIRL SCOUT WAS 8 STORIES TALL AND A CRUSTEACAN FROM THE PALEZOIC ERA!
The Loch Ness monster.
I said "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no treefiddy!" It said "how about just twofiddy?" I said "Oh now it's only twofiddy?! What is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"