Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!
What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
Oh. Your. God.
My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.
Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.
I hate the people that love me and they hate me.
Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.