let me tell you why i hate Too Human.
There is this one boss battle.
It starts off as like this.
He's a blind guy with a chip in his head, So he thinks you are someone else, Not only do you not even bother saying who you really are, but you say "Well, since you think im that dude, and i know im not, we must clearly do battle, my wife is dead *emo emo emo*"
So the guy you are fighting, the blind guy, Then runs away, and shoots missles at you, But not just any kind of missles.
Missles that can pass through metal, laser feilds, and his robots, Oh yeah, he has robots, robots that shoot lasers at you while you try to combat more robots.
Good stuff.
so anyway, After a bit you finally catch up with him, whats he do? run some more.
ends up taking you to this ..im not even sure what to call it, this multi-deck flying ship or someshit.
So he goes to the top.
You follow.
Then there is this laser feild, You cant walk through it, so you have to blow up the power supply, After that, you then have to blow up 5 sheilded platforms he jumps around on, it takes a bit of time,, all while trying not to get hit by his missles and bombs.
Then he falls to a lower one, Same shit, only now two laser feilds, did i already say how he can shoot through anything and everything?
So after blowing up those 5, Surpise Surpise, Another level of the same crap, only now with one more laser sheild.
Oh, and after blowing up all 5 pods on all 3 levels, a couple robots show up to kick your face in.
Ok.
Back to level one of this flying tower or whatever it is.
Now, with a couple more robots.
i kill the 6 robots and focus all my efforts on this blind guy, who is one hell of a shot might i add.
Who never has to reload, or run out of ammo.
Now, the guy i picked to play as, Well rounded, but better off in melee combat.
Guess what i cant hit him with?
My sword, How right you are.
Oh, and about those pods he was jumping around on for all 3 levels, Yeah, cant hit those with my sword either.
So Anyway.
I've got this laser rifle, Great weapon, only thing is, its a beam and not shots.
Best part about this is, While shooting him with my laser, he wont die.
He wont, i dont know why, he just wont, the shots have to be broken up, Because jumping in the air(which he does) means my laser, which is hitting him, isnt affecting him.
And thats ONE of the reasons why Too Human, is a bad buy
Bravely bold Sir robin, rode forth from camelot.
He was not afraid to die, oh brave sir robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave sir robin.
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
and his liver removed and his bowels burned up,
and his nostrils raped and his bottom torn off
and his penis.........
Thats enough singing for now lad.
(all from memory)