Originally posted by RogerRamjet
did they beat you? sue these ****s!
They didn't beat us, haha. We were chilling on the sidewalk, she gallops by on horseback, and smells the weed on my bud. She f*ckin' dismounts all Zorro style, possibly landing on a fart, and starts nagging that we have to come clean and hand over the weed. Well, by this time, my friend finished all his weed, so there was none. Cop looks at me, says I'm high as a kite, just because the whites of my eyes are grey, duh, they're naturally like that, that's how I was born, so she doesn't believe it. I ask her to calm down and let's go sit out of the sun to talk, she says I'm coming on to her, I say this isn't even your jurisdiction, she realized this, gets back on her f*ck buddy, and gallops away.
Originally posted by Scythe
They didn't beat us, haha. We were chilling on the sidewalk, she gallops by on horseback, and smells the weed on my bud. She f*ckin' dismounts all Zorro style, possibly landing on a fart, and starts nagging that we have to come clean and hand over the weed. Well, by this time, my friend finished all his weed, so there was none. Cop looks at me, says I'm high as a kite, just because the whites of my eyes are grey, duh, they're naturally like that, that's how I was born, so she doesn't believe it. I ask her to calm down and let's go sit out of the sun to talk, she says I'm coming on to her, I say this isn't even your jurisdiction, she realized this, get back on her f*ck buddy, and gallops away.
hahaa! uuh a bitchy horse ridin' female cop! that's like 3 Zings on my kinky scale! 😆
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
that my soon to be college queeny is uh actually a man's name...Paris from the greek mythology.. 😕
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
sure do! 😄
hey i've been a pennsylvanian too once! awehuhs