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I WAS ALSO GOING TO SAY THAT. SHE STARTED BLOWING ME AND DIDN'T EVEN FINISH ME OFF.

OH I'LL TELL WHY... FORGET IT

I HAD BLUE BALLS FOR 8 HOURS EVEN AFTER I BLEW IN A ROOFIED WHORE.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET

THAT MIGHT BE BECAUSE I ROOFIED SMURFETTE.

GET IT? BECAUSE SHE'S BLUE.

AND I DON'T MEAN SHE'S SAD.

ALTHOUGH SHE DID SEEM A TAD DEPRESSED OVER THE FACT THAT I RAN OVER HE DOG ON THE WAY INTO HER HOUSE.

oh you guys

AND BY RAN OVER, I MEAN SHOT IN THE FACE.

BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE SAID "OH, THERE'S KILLER, MY DOG THAT KILLS"

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BUT SHE REALLY SAID "OH PLEASE, PUT THAT SHOTGUN AWAY. WHAT DID MY DOG DO TO YOU? DON'T KILL HIM. NOOOOOOOO"

84th minute!

TURNS OUT, IT WASN'T A DOG AT ALL. IT WAS BILLY DEE WILLIAMS.

AND SHE WAS ALL "LANDOOOOOOOOOO"

Originally posted by Ax3l
I WAS ALSO GOING TO SAY THAT. SHE STARTED BLOWING ME AND DIDN'T EVEN FINISH ME OFF.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I HAD BLUE BALLS FOR 8 HOURS EVEN AFTER I BLEW IN A ROOFIED WHORE.

Originally posted by Ax3l
THAT MIGHT BE BECAUSE I ROOFIED SMURFETTE.

Originally posted by Ax3l
GET IT? BECAUSE SHE'S BLUE.

Originally posted by Ax3l
AND I DON'T MEAN SHE'S SAD.

Originally posted by Ax3l
ALTHOUGH SHE DID SEEM A TAD DEPRESSED OVER THE FACT THAT I RAN OVER HE DOG ON THE WAY INTO HER HOUSE.

Originally posted by Ax3l
AND BY RAN OVER, I MEAN SHOT IN THE FACE.

Originally posted by Ax3l
BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE SAID "OH, THERE'S KILLER, MY DOG THAT KILLS"

Originally posted by Ax3l
BUT SHE REALLY SAID "OH PLEASE, PUT THAT SHOTGUN AWAY. WHAT DID MY DOG DO TO YOU? DON'T KILL HIM. NOOOOOOOO"

Originally posted by Ax3l
TURNS OUT, IT WASN'T A DOG AT ALL. IT WAS BILLY DEE WILLIAMS.

Originally posted by Ax3l
AND SHE WAS ALL "LANDOOOOOOOOOO"

Holy ****

Lawd please don't let there be a tornado

I wish I'd said that