The General Discussion Thread

Originally posted by Selphie
yeah, she has like, an under bite, which makes her not really lisp, but add a shhh kind of noise to her words

37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

In a row?

try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

hey, get back here!

Originally posted by kodak
In a row?

Originally posted by Selphie
try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

hey, get back here!

Sick, Sol

When I was a kid, I always thought Randall was hot

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You never fail me, man. stoned

Randal!

What are you doing here?

If I knew you were working today, I would have come in later

One time I called this girl 'Mom'.

Mom: It's okay Elizabeth, you'll make it.

So weird when people call me Elizabeth

think I can see her kidneys

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Uh, once second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure they got it.
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: 'Kay.
Randal Graves: What's it called again?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy!
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All ***-****ing Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My **** and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave ****", "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Yup. Oh, wait a minute. Uh, what was that called again?

sh00ppp

My love for you is like a truck

Good day people.