Originally posted by SelphieWho the **** chooses to look after someone elses children, especially when they're doing it instead of hanging out with you. You should sterilize her.
they aren't even her kidsGOD
get the goddamn father to watch them, jesus ****ing christ
i'm only here for 13 more days
and she does this shit
so sick of her shit, I just shouldn't hang out with her at all for the rest of my time here
1- The cold climax
In the first of our masturbation techniques, masturbate as you normally would, but when you feel the sensation of ejaculation coming on, grab hold of some ice cubes or crushed ice with the other hand, then continue masturbating to completion. The feeling of cold in one hand, heat in the other, and the sensation of ejaculating will enhance the experience.
2- Rings around your penis
Cover both your hands with lube, and form a ring with your thumb and forefinger. Place it around the base of your penis. Slide the ring up to the base of the glans (where the head starts). Now form a ring with the fingers on your other hand and do the same thing. Keep stroking with one ring at a time until you climax.
I wish I was a guy so I could try this one..
4- The ball holder
The next time you're masturbating and feel as though you're about to ejaculate, put your other hand over your scrotum and lightly squeeze and pull it down (or more aggressively, if you like that sort of thing). That way, you get to feel your semen traveling through your body, making it's way to the exit.